Chris Brown Speaks The Obvious And Yet…

On the eve of the day where the incident that made him infamous is set to be serialized, singer Chris Brown decided to address that fateful night back in February of 2009 that sent his re-girlfriend (we should totally use that term from now on) Rihanna to the front of newspapers around the world and nearly sent his career down the drain.

He says that the incident was the “deepest regret of my life”, but rather than allow a full apology, he once again seems to blame it on just things getting out of hand.

“Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals”, he said to the UK’s Mirror. “”But she loves me — what can I say? I’m forgiven … but, yes, I worked hard for it.”

As for their recent reconnection and feeling like he hasn’t changed, he didn’t really seem too understanding of their attitudes either.

“People attack me and criticize me, it happens all the time”, he expressed. “But they don’t know me, and they don’t know us. It doesn’t bother me any more … Other people can judge us but they don’t know anything.”

Well, we’ll always know that night, dude. It’s obvious neither one of these two are ever going to get it. Ever. And it’s just more than a little bit sad that they don’t.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

Lindsay’s Lawyer Will Try — And Fail — To “Fix” HerLindsay’s Lawyer Will Try — And Fail — To “Fix” Her

Well, if you’re gonna aim, aim high.

Remember that “inappropriate” letter that Lindsay Lohan’s newest representation attached to documents during his attempt to get her perjury charges dropped?

Well, it seems like Mark Heller at least (attempted) to have his heart in the right place: he seems to think that he and his team can clean up the life of the troubled actress.

Yeah, he’s serious.

    …Heller attached a letter he wrote to the Santa Monica and L.A. City Attorneys to legal docs he filed with the court.  Sources connected with the prosecution tell us the letter pissed the judge off because it looks like an attempt to improperly influence the court.

    In the letter, Heller writes to prosecutors Terry White and Spencer Hart … “… we, as a team, [can] help ‘fix’ Lindsay Lohan.”

    Heller goes on to blame Lindsay’s troubles on her dysfunctional family, claiming you can’t judge her “without considering the pain, torment and confusion which Lindsay has experienced and has been afflicted with.”

He hopes to also do what he can to keep the 26-year-old from jail, expressing that she would take up “intensive psychotherapy”, report to regular screenings for drugs and alcohol and even become a bit of a motivational speaker in hospitals and schools — and even believes they can start up a non-profit in her name.

Oh, it’s sad — he obviously doesn’t know who he’s working with — or apparently, how it will be paid for (as he didn’t mention that in the “letter”).

We’ll give this about another month or so before he realizes Shawn Holley may have had the best way out.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

Kimye Recreates Baby Making Moment For Mag Cover

Well, this was something no one probably wanted to see.

Soon-to-be-parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West decided to show off their sexy side (in a bit of the literal sense) on the cover of French magazine, L’Officiel Hommes in a nude pose that definitely have some eyes raised — and not in a good way.

Which, of course, they probably planned.

    Kanye’s muscular back is on full-display as he holds his ladylove close, while Kim makes a sensual expression and clutches the back of her baby daddy’s head with her perfectly manicured hands.

In an interesting addition, the reality starlet spoke about that other thing that many believe should’ve come before the baby — marriage — in Cosmopolitan magazine, saying that she believes she’s found the one — and she’s said that before, too.

“[Marriage] is something I know that we both want in our future, but I don’t have this sense of urgency about it,” she said. “I have this best friend who understands me and helps me through all my tough experiences, and vice versa, you know? It just feels like this is it for me.”

Well, maybe this will make it to 73 days — if she ever gets divorced first.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

Pain In The Wrong “Direction”

Word to the wise: it’s called a pair of shoes for a reason.

That’s probably a lesson One Direction member Harry Styles has learned the hard way after what took place on a stop in Glasgow (in Scotland) during the band’s Take Me Home tour.

During a down moment while the group chatted with the audience between songs, a shoe suddenly flew on the stage near him.

The 19-year-old then made the mistake of wondering where the other shoe was — and then found it when it flew right into his crotch.

The band rushed to his aid as he went down, but ever the trooper, he jumped back up — after a while.

The laughter, however, probably still hasn’t ended. Poor Hazza.

Check out the hilarious moment after the jump.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

No Tour For No Doubt

Well, this isn’t the greatest sign.

No Doubt has decided to “postpone” the tour for their latest album Push and Shove in order to go back to the studio to record new music for an all new album.

The info was released yesterday and while many of their fans might see this as a good thing, keep in mind that their last album was only released within the last six months (the end of September 2012, to be exact).

“We [entered the studio] in January and the new music started flowing with unexpected ease. After spending three years recording the last album, this new pace feels incredibly exciting,” the group explains via their Facebook.

“We have decided to follow our muse for the time being and focus on this new music that we don’t want to stop. So, we will be postponing our tour plans briefly while we endeavor to create something special and inspired. Our goal as a band is to share this new music with you as quickly as possible – both recorded and live on tour.”

The album itself hasn’t done too well — with only two singles released and the video for the second single (“Looking Hot”) being cancelled due to controversy.

Maybe they’ll do better this time around. Or maybe not.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

Quote of the Day

“Unless, it looks like this,. *puts hands in a choking motion* I don’t know. God bless her though…I mean, that’ll never happen.”

- Nicki Minaj, still hating fueling the now long-standing feud between her and Mariah Carey by saying she would never perform with her on American Idol, although she previously said that she would.

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“Piloted” Out Of The Group

Lead singers leaving their bands isn’t really news — but being fired by the rest of your bandmates? Oh, something went down.

Unfortunately, no one knows exactly the reason as to why Stone Temple Pilots’ lead singer Scott Weiland was just ousted from the group by the other members, but it is a bit strange considering he was the charge behind some of their biggest hits since the band got together in 1986.

    The group released an ominously curt statement today, saying, ”Stone Temple Pilots have announced they have officially terminated Scott Weiland.” They don’t give any further explanation.

    Weiland denied rumors he was leaving the band just yesterday, telling Rolling Stone, ”STP has not broken up. I haven’t quit. I haven’t been fired.”

The group had reformed in 2008 after a five-year hiatus and toured throughout last year — which makes the news all the more strange.

Rumors began last month of the 45-year-old being kicked out, with legendary guitarist Slash saying he had been fired from the group.

A solo tour is planned to begin next month.

Via Tabloid Prodigy