Sunday, March 10, 2013

Edward Furlong’s Freedom Has Been Terminated

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It became apparent that actor Edward Furlong didn’t seem to understand what it meant to have no contact with the girlfriend he had a habit of beating up on, so the L.A. Superior Court decided to help him understand — by locking his messy self up for six months.

The Terminator 2 star was officially sent away on Monday for two reasons:

1. acting out his inner Chris Brown on girlfriend, Monica Keena (also an actress) – the same girlfriend he was arrested for attacking twice.

2. violating the court order that told him to stay away from Monica.

    Furlong was placed on 3 years probation back in 2010 for violating a civil protective order obtained by his estranged wife Rachael Kneeland. Furlong was required to obey all laws during the course of his probation …

    … which clearly, he did not.

Clearly. Well, he’ll have a lot of time to think about it now — and he definitely won’t be able to see his girlfriend for quite some time.


Via Tabloid Prodigy

Taylor Swift Hates Women, Too!

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Of course, that long list of guys would eventually get dry — so it only makes sense that Taylor Swift would go after women on her “they suck” list.

More from Taylor (and her “friend’s”) Vanity Fair article is coming to light and the singer has a gripe against comedians Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, who made the unfortunate mistake of making a joke of the singer while at the Golden Globes (they were the hosts of the ceremony).

    [Tina and Amy] playful[ly] chided Taylor, telling her to stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son. The singer was allegedly in the restroom (which explains why the camera didn’t immediately cut to her), but she has settled on a punishment fit for the crime.

So what is that crime, you ask? Well, according to Little Miss Sweet, they should suffer eternal damnation.


    “You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people,” Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair when asked about the incident (and mean girls—not to be mistaken for Mean Girls—in general). “Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’”

So, making a joke about someone who has openly been seen with a lot of men (and was even more lighthearted than most comments made about her whorish activities) means that person is evil.

And people wonder why I don’t care for her.

Head on after the jump for what Fey and Poehler thought of Taylor’s wish for them.

So because word spreads quickly in Hollyweird, the two comedians both obviously got to hear the odd choice of punishment the singer had for them over a joke.

Tina told E! News that she was honestly “surprised” that Taylor reacted so strongly (I think everyone is) and figured if anyone would get mad, it would be Titanic director James Cameron (she made an even stronger quip regarding him and now ex-wife and director Kathryn Bigelow during the Globes) — but he didn’t.

Because, you know — he knows how to take a damn joke.

As for Poehler, she reached out to The Hollywood Insider and somewhat agreed with T-Swift’s thoughts.

“Aw, I feel bad if she was upset”, she expressed. “I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff. ”

See how that works, Taylor? She, too, can take a ribbing.

For someone who swears she’s an adult, you really haven’t yet grasped how to act like one.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

Quote of the Day

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“I went to one once for a bachelor party when I was in college and I literally was like, talking to the ladies about their shoes. I mean, I was so not into it. I was like I am not even going to fake this one.”

- Anderson Cooper, reliving the one (and only) time he went to a strip club — with females on the poles — on his talk show.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

Blonde Beyoncé Has More Fun


Looks like Mrs. Carter is definitely going to bring out the fierce and sexy for her upcoming tour.

Check out the first promo shot of Beyoncé, released for her world tour, The Mrs. Carter Show.

In the image, the beautiful singer is shown in four different poses (obviously a nod to the album she’s mainly touring for — 2010′s 4) and rocks some awesome blonde locks.

The shows begin in April, and she’ll perform in 42 cities throughout Europe and North America until August.

And the “Countdown” starts!

Via Tabloid Prodigy

Friday, March 8, 2013

Mila Kunis Helps Out Interviewer


Sometimes, the ones who ask the questions to the stars are a lot more nervous than they let on.

But it’s a rare feat when the star helps to lighten the mood in order to make sure they both have an amazing time during a mundane schedule.

During a press interview for the upcoming Oz: The Great and Powerful, an obviously nerve wracked Chris Stark for BBC1 Radio was really feeling the heat with talking to Esquire’s Most Sexiest Woman, Mila Kunis — so the 29-year-old actress helped to break the ice with just talking randomly about both she and the interviewer’s likes and dislikes — which turns out to be quite hilarious and awesome!

    Instead, the two talked about Stark’s awesomely named friends (Sir Dosser, The Convict, Chango the Beast), booze (she likes Blue Moon, he prefers Jäger shots dropped in to double vodka and Red Bull) and Baywatch. Oh yeah, and he asks her out three times.

    But the most impressive part might be when a publicist chimes in that they really should be discussing the film and Mila rapid-fire rattles off every par-for-the-course interview answer without hesitation.

“When I first sat down I was thinking, ‘You’re really hot’”, the Brit interview shared. “I found out about this about 20 minutes before I was gonna meet Mila. I was less nervous when we were talking about things that we sort of both liked, like semi-light beer.”

If only everyone could do it like her!

Check out the cute interview after the jump!

Via Tabloid Prodigy

… and Justin Bieber Blames Us, Too!

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You know, it blows my mind to seriously read dumb stuff like this, especially when the evidence is right in our faces!

But Justin Bieber, just like LiLo, is blaming us for taking recent moments in his life and blowing them far out of proportion, especially that whole “being two hours (or 40 minutes, if you believe him) late to his London concert” thing — and of course, that we’re to blame for getting that whole “underage drinking in a club” situation totally wrong.

So in his 19-year-old fashion, he took to his Twitter to attempt to defend himself by calling out media outlets as being the cause for so many of his troubles.

    “Rumors, rumors and more rumors,” the pop star posted Wednesday morning. “Nothing more nothing less. might talk about them 1 day. rt now im just gonna be positive. cant bring me down.”

    “Im focused on the good things in life. im blessed and not forgetting it. im giving back every day for it. cant phase me,” he wrote, before addressing the false reports and tabloid speculation, “Fake stories to sell papers i guess are part of the job. but im a good person. i know that. u cant tell me different. we know the truth.”

So, we’re spreading fake stories — oh, so having actual concert officials speak of your tardiness, actual workers at certain establishments you tried to party in telling us what really happened — and let’s not forget that whole being busted smoking weed (with pictures, no less) and letting idiots drive your cars around and more or less contributing to someone’s death — that’s all the media’s fault, right?

    “I understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass,” he said, sharing some newly 19-year-old wisdom. “but know this…im only judged by one power, and i serve him.”

Um — I think we are judging you on many facts, dear Justin. But of course, with that mellow haze you seem to be fond of, you don’t really see that clearly, now do you?

Oh, and in case you were wondering, he won’t be fined for turning up late to the 02 on Monday — which you know, further proves we’re making the whole thing up. Because, you know, that was totally the media’s doing.

14:59, Justin.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

LiLo Blames The Media — Again

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It’s getting way too easy for certain hot messes to point their fingers everywhere else when things are getting too hectic — you’ll see a certain pattern of that with the posts following this one — and of course, when you’re Lindsay Lohan, maybe that’s the better option.

So what have we done this time? Heavily distorted the truth regarding her lawyer, Mark Heller and his competence to be a proper lawyer, according to sources.

LiLo’s saying that “it’s all lies” when it comes to what we know about him — even though we doubt a judge would lie or the recording of any proceedings in court — and she plans to keep him on, no matter what we or any judge says.

In case you’re forgetting, Heller seems to keep screwing up from the little to the not-so-much and Judge James Dabney said that he was incompetent to perform law in California and is re-ordering Linds to court for the next hearing to “explain why she would be waiving her right to a lawyer who knows what he’s doing”.

Even her father, Michael has promised he’d pay for a more suitable prosecutor to fight her troubles, but she turned that down, too.

She has 12 days to decide what to do — the trial begins on the 18th — and if she sticks with Heller, chances are she may end up with an orange outfit to rock for a while.

I’m still waiting for that point where I’m supposed to be feeling sorry for her — hey, there’s always tomorrow.

Via Tabloid Prodigy