Friday, March 8, 2013

… and Justin Bieber Blames Us, Too!

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You know, it blows my mind to seriously read dumb stuff like this, especially when the evidence is right in our faces!

But Justin Bieber, just like LiLo, is blaming us for taking recent moments in his life and blowing them far out of proportion, especially that whole “being two hours (or 40 minutes, if you believe him) late to his London concert” thing — and of course, that we’re to blame for getting that whole “underage drinking in a club” situation totally wrong.

So in his 19-year-old fashion, he took to his Twitter to attempt to defend himself by calling out media outlets as being the cause for so many of his troubles.

    “Rumors, rumors and more rumors,” the pop star posted Wednesday morning. “Nothing more nothing less. might talk about them 1 day. rt now im just gonna be positive. cant bring me down.”

    “Im focused on the good things in life. im blessed and not forgetting it. im giving back every day for it. cant phase me,” he wrote, before addressing the false reports and tabloid speculation, “Fake stories to sell papers i guess are part of the job. but im a good person. i know that. u cant tell me different. we know the truth.”

So, we’re spreading fake stories — oh, so having actual concert officials speak of your tardiness, actual workers at certain establishments you tried to party in telling us what really happened — and let’s not forget that whole being busted smoking weed (with pictures, no less) and letting idiots drive your cars around and more or less contributing to someone’s death — that’s all the media’s fault, right?

    “I understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass,” he said, sharing some newly 19-year-old wisdom. “but know this…im only judged by one power, and i serve him.”

Um — I think we are judging you on many facts, dear Justin. But of course, with that mellow haze you seem to be fond of, you don’t really see that clearly, now do you?

Oh, and in case you were wondering, he won’t be fined for turning up late to the 02 on Monday — which you know, further proves we’re making the whole thing up. Because, you know, that was totally the media’s doing.

14:59, Justin.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

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