Wednesday, January 2, 2013

And You Thought Snooki’s Baby Was Bad News

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Sorry, Jessica Simpson; we know you’re pregnant again and all — and we’re gonna let you finish, but Kim Kardashian is gonna have the GREATEST BABY OF ALL TIME!

Yep, Kanye West did the unthinkable and got the most wanted girl in the world on love lockdown, people: Kim’s is pregnant with their first child.

The rapper revealed the news last night while performing in Atlantic City.

“God brought us a whole new plan, baby. ‘Cause now you’re having my baby”, he said in the midst of one of his songs… before confirming what he was expressing before the next one: “Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?”

Kim was said to be surprised by him revealing the big news himself; she had planned to keep things under wraps until she started showing — which would’ve been any day as she’s said to be three months along.

As you’d expect, this is probably the weirdest way to reveal a pregnancy, considering she’s still legally married and all… but it’s not like they lead normal lives.

Congratulations to the new family… and to E!, who will more than likely turn this into 10 specials you’ll never want to see in the first place.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

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