Hulk Hogan Is Still a Huge Boob

It seems like sex was Hulk Hogan‘s biggest enemy this year: getting caught having sex with your best friend’s wife on camera will do that to you.

But rather than move forward from that area completely (the official case was settled out a while ago), the aging wrestler has decided to use it to his advantage an open a restaurant.

Or, in his words, a “breastaurant”. You can’t make this stuff up, people.

The Tampa Bay eatery will open it’s doors on New Year’s Eve and the Hulkster is calling it “Jimmy Buffett’s [Margaritaville] times 10; Hooters times 10.”

Yeah. My mouth is just watering.

    “It’s a logical extension of the Hogan brand, with my image and likeness. In 36 years I’ve become so tangible to the public, and not just Americans. We have a chance to have an international draw.”

Known as “Hogan’s Beach”, the not-so-family-friendly place will have “[a] mechanical shark,” volleyball courts, fire pits, a live music stage, beach cabanas and a huge deck.” And if it does well, he hopes to make it the center of a brand new reality show.

“[But] I’m not bringing the cameras into my house this time. I’m not going to make that mistake again.”

Maybe you should stay away from all sorts of cameras, dude.

Via Tabloid Prodigy