Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is Really, Really Dumb

Lindsay Lohan Arrives at Her Preliminary Hearing at LAX Airport Courthouse in Los Angeles on April, 22, 2011

Life doesn’t always hand you the best of everything and it’s probably good to hold onto the little bit you have.

Of course, Lindsay Lohan doesn’t seem to do much right, so of course it makes perfect sense that she fired her lawyer — you know the one that pretty much has kept her ass out of jail all of these years.

Shawn Holley received the heave-ho yesterday while actually on her way to court to help LiLo out of her latest mess (lying to cops about that car crash last year) and learned that the actress hired a new one, New York based attorney Mark Heller — who was apparently banned from practicing law for 5 years back in the late 90′s.

    Sources connected with the L.A. prosecution of Lindsay tell TMZ … Heller — who according to the New York Times has been called a “menace to the public” by some lawyers — sent a letter to Holley saying he was now repping her on all criminal matters.

    Bad timing on Lindsay’s part, because sources tell us … Holley was literally on her way to the courthouse when Heller sent his letter — she was trying to negotiate yet another sweet settlement for Lindsay in the lying-to-cops case.

But here’s the craziest part — turns out Holley is still helping her out even after the canning. Because Heller is not legally able to work for a California client, Shawn is still legally her representative — a judge has to officially sign her off from representing the actress (which hasn’t been done considering Holley has said she hasn’t received a letter terminating her employment from LiLo).

According to the mess, she claims she never meant to fire Holley — even though she signed a document written by Heller saying she no longer warranted her services.

Always keep in mind: your world might be considerably crazy, but at least you’re not a Lohan.

Via Tabloid Prodigy

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