Lindsay: You’re Doing “Lying” Wrong

Seriously?

So, you know that huge court date that Lindsay Lohan has tomorrow to answer to charges of perjury and to relieve her long suffering lawyer, Shawn Holley?

Well, turns out she can’t make it because she’s “sick” — she’s come down with a case of “shop ’til you drop”, it seems.

    …Lindsay’s new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she’s too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can’t fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

    Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

Interesting to hear that considering TMZ just grabbed some photos of the she used to be an actress hitting up loads of stores on Saturday — the very same day she was supposed to have been diagnosed with her “infection”.

I’m guessing an infection of her (limited) funds isn’t going to fit the bill.

Please, judge; see the light!

Via Tabloid Prodigy