This Is Why You Shouldn’t Have 14 Kids

Retired porn actress and hot mess Octomom (Nadya Suleman) had a huge scare over the weekend when she lost one of her fourteen children and couldn’t find the little one, no matter where she looked.

On Thursday, cops rushed to her home when she freaked out that one of her 7-year-old sons hadn’t been dropped off by his school bus at the time he was supposed to.

The school was called and were confused considering they had called the bus driver, who claims they actually saw Octo pick up the child from the bus.

When cops finally arrived, they realized it was all for naught: the little one was sleeping in his room, safe and sound and had been there the entire time.

Suleman says that someone else must’ve dropped him off.

And in case you’re wondering, yes, it’s happened before — in 2008, she lost track of one of her kids, who turned out to be with their grandmother.

Mother of the millennium, folks!

Via Tabloid Prodigy