RiRi Stands By Her Man

File this under “the most ironic thing you’ll hear today”.

The world’s most infamous woman beater, Chris Brown appeared in court yesterday to answer to the charge that he quite definitely possibly lied about fulfilling his community service requirements for attacking Rihanna that night before the Grammys in 2009 — and RiRi decided to make it a “date” by joining him for the hearing.

She ended up sitting with Chris’ mother — who we now know actually worked at the children’s vicinity where Chris was said to have done some of his “service” (there was a bit of confusion about that — my apologies) — while he and his lawyer said the entire case was bogus.

The judge said that he needed more time to look over the evidence (which is coming briefer by the moment as suddenly, everyone and their mother — his included — are now speaking out on the fact that they witnessed him fulfilling his duties) and ordered everyone back to court on April 5.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get messier with these two.

Via Tabloid Prodigy